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Post by Bullant on Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:25 am

Good one Rb, did you get a reply? I wonder
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Post by Rbjustme on Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:08 pm

Bullant wrote:Good one Rb, did you get a reply? I wonder

No... Lol

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Post by Rbjustme on Sun Dec 06, 2015 1:09 pm

The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store

and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion,

he finally bought a talking centipede,

which came in a little white box

to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off

by taking his new pet

to the pub for a drink with him.


So he asked the centipede
in the box,
"Would you like to go

down the pub with me today?

We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit,

but he waited a few minutes

and then asked again,
"How about going

down the pub with me
?"


But again,
there was no answer

from his new friend and pet.

So he waited

a few minutes more,

thinking about the situation.

The guy decided

to invite the centipede

one last time.

This time
he
put his face up against

the centipede ' s box and shouted,

"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go

to
the pub  with me?
.....
This time,
a little voice

came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

I 'm putting my bloody shoes on!"

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Post by Leroy on Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:52 pm

Ha bloody ha RB!! Lol
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Post by Peacekeeper on Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:37 pm

Good one Rb, just as well you only have 2 feet to do shoelaces up mate, you'd never get a drink A Toast
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Post by The Ghost on Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:16 am

Talk about tangles. Innocent
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Post by Peacekeeper on Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:13 pm

To market to market with my brother Jim
Some bugger threw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft with a super soft skin
But these ones he threw were still in the tin
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Post by Rbjustme on Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:15 pm

Ok. Lol

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Post by The Ghost on Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:07 pm

Peacekeeper wrote:To market to market with my brother Jim
Some bugger threw tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft with a super soft skin
But these ones he threw were still in the tin

Nice tiny little rhyme there PK. Innocent
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Post by Peacekeeper on Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:20 pm

Sort of gets to you like an ear worm doesn't it Spook
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