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Post by Leroy on Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:51 pm

Love it KM, good one. Good one
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Post by The Ghost on Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:35 pm

You cannot do anything but laugh at that one. Lol Applause
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Post by Peacekeeper on Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:54 pm

A chap appeared at the pearly gates
St Peter said I can only admit you if you have performed an act of kindness this week
OK St Pete, I have done that
So he tells St Peter the following story

I was walking along the esplanade in St Kilda when I saw a mob of bikies giving an elderly couple a really hard time, so I walked over and said "what's going on here men?"  The biggest bikie fronted up to me and "said go away" so I grabbed his nose and gave it a hard tweak, punched him in the belly, and kicked his bum - then I said "If you guys don't go away now I will do this to the rest of you"

St Peter said "well I am impressed, that was indeed an act of kindness, when did this incident happen?"
"About 45 seconds ago" the  man replied........
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Post by Rbjustme on Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:08 am

Ha ha, his one deed for the day, and his last. Very Happy

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Post by kelimar on Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:27 pm

Good one PK  Lol
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Post by Leroy on Thu Feb 11, 2016 3:03 pm

I think I need a beer! Good one PK. rofl I used the thanks button!!! cheers
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Post by Rbjustme on Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:34 pm

Good on ya Big L, that's what it's there for mate!! cheers

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Post by Peacekeeper on Sat Mar 05, 2016 4:17 pm

A man walked into a shop and asked the assistant where the Guiness was kept.

She asked "Are you Irish?"

He said you are a racist .... if I came in here and asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was a Pole?
If I came in here and asked for sauerkraut, would you ask me if I was German?
I I came in here and asked for Kosher chicken would you ask me if I was Israeli?
If I came in and asked for Salami would you ask me if I was Italian?
If I came in here and asked for a four 'n' twenty pie, would you ask if I was Australian?

So why do you ask if I am Irish? ......





Because sir, you are in Bunnings

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Post by Rbjustme on Sun Mar 06, 2016 3:13 am

Good one PK!! Lol ....and I used the thanks button too Big L.... rofl

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Post by kelimar on Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:38 pm

Love it PK.. Lol
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