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Post by Peacekeeper on Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:44 pm

Fred was driving home one night from one of his business trips in Northern
Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking by the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped and aked the Navajo man if he would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Fred tried, in vain, to get the Indian to engage in a bit of small talk. The old man just sat silently looking and taking note of everything he saw, until he noticed a brown paper bag on the seat next to Fred.
"What in bag?" he asked
"It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife." replied Fred.
The Navajo man was silent for a moment or two.
The, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder he said "Good trade".
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Post by Bullant on Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:24 pm

Ha ha good one PK. Lol
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Post by Peacekeeper on Fri Mar 11, 2016 5:02 pm

Donald and Daisy Duck were about to spend their first night together at a swish hotel.

Daisy said "before you get to do the horizontal tango, do you have a condom?"

Donald said "No but they will probably have them down at the front desk"

He enquired from the concierge, who said "yes sir, we do have condoms, shall I put it on your bill?"

"Heck no" said Donald, "I won't be able to breathe"!!!!!

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Post by Rbjustme on Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:03 pm

Lol....and so the feathers flew.

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Re: Jokes and funny stories

Post by Bullant on Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:10 pm

More grand ducks for Uncle Scrooge. Innocent
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Post by Leroy on Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:31 pm

There's nothing worse than a synthetic rubber spoon bill. Very Happy
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Post by Peacekeeper on Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:56 pm

Good one Big L
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Post by The Ghost on Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:22 pm

Leroy wrote:There's nothing worse than a synthetic rubber spoon bill. Very Happy

Yes there is! when you pay them the cheques bounce! Innocent
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Post by Peacekeeper on Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:33 pm

OMG that is sick - what a bent mind - must be why we see eye to eye I guess.
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Re: Jokes and funny stories

Post by Leroy on Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:19 am

Ha ha Remember that song Rubber Balls?
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