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Post by Rbjustme on Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:40 pm

Rubber balls???  Shock Shock Shock Shock ....You mean Rubber ball. I wonder

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Post by Peacekeeper on Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:15 pm

Bouncy bouncy
Bouncy bouncy
Like a rubber ball I'll come bouncin' back to you

Is that the one?????
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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:59 pm

Yep, that's the one!! Overjoyed

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Post by Peacekeeper on Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:37 pm

You're like a rubber ball
If you think you can be true to two
You bounced my heart around
"you don't even put her down" (from the girlie singers in the background)
But like a rubber ball I'll come bouncin' back to you


Tra La tra la etcetera and soforth ....
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Post by Bullant on Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:11 pm

I just posted it in the music thread. Thumbs up mate!
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Post by kelimar on Thu Mar 31, 2016 1:11 pm

It was raining heavily and a big puddle had formed in front of the little pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end, and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. "Fishing", replied the old man. Poor old man, thought the gentleman, so he invited the old bloke to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked "And how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth," the old man replied.
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Post by Peacekeeper on Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:13 pm

Three men were lined up in front of the firing squad ..... fingers were on the triggers .....
One of them in an effort to prolong his life yelled out "Avalanche" the firing squad members scattered to safety and the prisoner escaped.
Seeing how well this had worked, the next time they were lined up with fingers poised, another prisoner yelled out "Flood", and wisely scampered away as the firing squad once again took cover.
The third prisoner, not to be outdone, waited until the squad was poised, fingers on triggers and yelled out ............


"Fire"
Thumbs up mate! Shoot
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Post by Rbjustme on Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:00 pm

kelimar wrote:It was raining heavily and a big puddle had formed in front of the little pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end, and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. "Fishing", replied the old man. Poor old man, thought the gentleman, so he invited the old bloke to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked "And how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth," the old man replied.

Good one Kellimar!! I actually laughed!! Lol

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Post by Rbjustme on Mon Apr 18, 2016 5:02 pm

Peacekeeper wrote:Three men were lined up in front of the firing squad ..... fingers were on the triggers .....
One of them in an effort to prolong his life yelled out "Avalanche" the firing squad members scattered to safety and the prisoner escaped.
Seeing how well this had worked, the next time they were lined up with fingers poised, another prisoner yelled out "Flood", and wisely scampered away as the firing squad once again took cover.
The third prisoner, not to be outdone, waited until the squad was poised, fingers on triggers and yelled out ............


"Fire"
Thumbs up mate! Shoot

Ha, ha, did the brigade come?? Lol

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Re: Jokes and funny stories

Post by Peacekeeper on Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:45 pm

Good question, however I suspect that bright one's comedian career met a sticky end ...
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