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Post by Rbjustme on Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:47 am

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Post by Rbjustme on Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:20 pm

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
 
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking. Very Happy



A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
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Butcher: "Me too" Shock Shock

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Post by Rbjustme on Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:30 pm

A duck walks into a bar.

It asks the barkeeper: “Do you have bread?”

Bartender: “No.”

Duck: “Do you have bread?”
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Bartender: “NO!”
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Duck: “Do you…”

Bartender: “LISTEN! I HAVE NO BREAD AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA NAIL YOU TO THAT WALL!!!”

Duck: “Do you have nails?”

Bartender: “NO!”

Duck: “Do you have bread?”  Stop it! Lol

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Post by Rbjustme on Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:43 am

I thought this was good.... Very Happy

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

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Post by Bullant on Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:24 pm

I like em' all! All the new pics, one liners and the jokes posted by everyone. I had a good laugh.  Lol

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Post by Leroy on Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:59 am

Love the one about the policeman. Lol
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