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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:59 am

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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:08 pm

he Jackass I have been told
Just really hated the cold
He shivered and heehawed
And his missus shehawed
Brrrr but it's "soldiers bold"

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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:09 pm

There once was a lady named Jan,
Who was waving a very big fan,
A bolt from the blue,
Struck down at her shoe,
And frizzled her afternoons plan.



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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:10 pm

Have you met the forum Peacekeeper?
I've been told she's quite the thrill-seeker.
Darting about here and there,
Making patrons aware.
No place for conflict here,
Only friends to hold dear.
No surprise the old Pig should appear Lol

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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:10 pm

Then along came my old mate RB,
Seemed his Kookaburra was stuck in a tree.
Quite the pickle it was,
and a job for his mate Mozz.
When he suggested a chainsaw,
would soon return it to forest floor.
RB did protest "don't cut down my tree,
for behind I go pee. Heaven forbid anyone should see!"

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Post by Rbjustme on Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:11 pm

Welcome back our dear piggy
To see you here is a biggy
Your poems are gems
But bring some "ahems"
Its time for putting pork on our fork Kiss Yummy

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Post by Peacekeeper on Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:42 pm

The new forum is going ahead
Rb working till he's near dead
While trying to help him
A glass I did pass him
We finished up blotto instead Drinks affraid
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Post by Rbjustme on Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:19 pm

Under The Nose

There was an old man who played ping pong
For hours he'd stand there and ping
His opponents were good
They tried hard as they could
But they pinged so hard till they ponged good. Watch it!

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Post by kelimar on Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:21 pm

There was a young woman named Kite,
Whose speed was much faster than light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night
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Post by Rbjustme on Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:13 pm

Spooky would even have trouble with that!! rofl

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